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PostSubject: Pinoy Creativity   Fri Sep 05, 2008 12:05 am

Filipinos are funny and creative when it comes to business signs and posters.
Here are some examples:

* A parlor in San Juan is named ' Cut & Face '
* A wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: ' Starduck '
* A fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: ' Violybee '
* A small internet cafe opened among squatters named itself, ' Cafe Pindot '
* In Manila , there's a laundry named, ' Summa Cum Laundry '
* A petshop in Ortigas that sells cats and dogs: ' Pussies and *****es '
* A pet shop in Kamuning: ' Pakita Mo Pet Mo '
* A Bakery: ' Bread Pit '
* A bank in Alabang: ' Alabank '
* A noodle restaurant in Pampanga named, ' Mekeni Rogers '
* There's a restaurant in Pasig named ' Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina '
* A boxing gym in Taguig: ' Blow Jab '
* A tombstone maker in Antipolo: ' Lito Lapida '
* There's a copy center in Sikatuna Village called, ' Pakopya ni Edgar '
* There's a beerhouse in Cavite called, ' Chickpoint '
* A laundromat in our neighborhood sa may Sikatuna: ' Star Wash:Attack of the Clothes '
* There's an internet cafe in Taguig named, ' n@kopi@ '
* Name of a kambingan, ' Sa Goat Kita '
* A salon somewhere, ' Curl Up And Dye '
* A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: ' Gee Congee '
* There's a water refilling station in Dapitan named ' Wa-Thirst '
* Along Sucat road, a store selling feeds for chickens: ' Robocock '
* Shoe repair in Marikina : ' Dr. Shoe-Bago '
* Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, ' SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you '
* A Petshop: ' Petness First '
* Flower shop: ' Susan's Roses '
* A Taxicab: ' Income Taxi '
* A 2nd hand watch store: ' 2nd Time Around '
* A squid stall in a wet market: ' Pusit to the Limit '
* A shrimp store: ' Hipon Coming Back '
* A gay lawyer's extension office: ' Nota Republic '
* A ceiling installer: ' Kisame Street '
* A car repair shop: ' Bangga ka 'day! '
* An aquatic pet store in Malolos: ' Fish Be With You '
* A beauty salon: ' Saudia Hair lines '
* A bakery in our village: ' Anak Ng Tinapay '
* A resto along Mayon road in Manila : ' May Lisa Eatery '
* A Laundry: ' Wash Your Problem Here '
* This mobile massage business name isn't funny, but their slogan
is: ' Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching '
* Ice cream parlor: ' Dila Lang Ang Katapat '
* Chicharon store: ' Chicha Hut '
* Neighborhood pizza store: ' Pizza Hot '
* A fishball cart along P. Campa St., near UST: ' Eat My Balls '
* A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: ' Pinoy Big Barber '
* A Resto in Baclaran: 'The Last Supper'
* A goto resto: 'Goto Ko Pa! '
* My mom used to ride a bus for work. One day she saw a peanut vendor's cart with a funny name: 'Mani ni Papa'
* A gym in Malolos: 'Gaymann Fitness Center'
* My brother's party needs business: ' Balloon-Balloonan '
* A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : ' Lah-Fang '
* A store selling fresh chicken, owned by a woman named Dina: ' Dina Fresh Chicken '
* An actual bait and tackle shop in Boracay: ' The Master Baiter '
* A bakery in Pateros: ' Trimonay Bakeshop '
* A Hair Salon in Makati : ' Hair We Go Again '

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